Whiskey Man Lyrics

 (Entwistle)
 
 Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
 He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
 
 Nobody has ever seen him, I'm the only one
 Seemingly I must be mad, Insanity is fun
 If that's the way it's done
 
 Doctors say he just a figment of my twisted mind
 If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind
 
 Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago
 They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go
 
 Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own
 I can't even ring him 'cause he isn't on the phone
 Hasn't got a home
 
 Life is very gloomy in my little padded cell
 It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well
 
 Whiskey Man's my friend, he's with me nearly all the time
 He always joins me when I drink, and we get on just fine
 Just fine