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 (Pete Townshend)
 
 Did you ever sleep in a bear pit
 With apple cores and mice along
 Did you ever lay on ice and grit
 Or search for a place where the wind was gone
 
 Did you ever tramp up endless hills
 Past cosy homes with secret beds
 Did you ever dream of a suicide pill
 And wake up cold to the smell of bread
 
 Well I have slept there badly twice
 And shared my straw with scratchin mice
 Although you'll find some deep brown hair
 I'll tell you something for nothing
 There ain't no bears in there (cache cache)
 Not a single bear in there (cache cache)
 
 Did you ever have to make a draw
 For a hard wooden bench or a bed of stone
 Did you ever jemmy a stable door
 Or scare the horse to escape the snow
 
 Did you ever invade a neat little yard
 Wake up the children who hope for ghosts
 Did you ever cause their dogs to bark
 Their guests to curse their noisy hosts
 
 Don't jump in expectin fun
 Don't swagger in there with your elephant gun
 Don't enter the cage with wavin chairs
 Cos I'll tell you something for nothing
 There ain't no bears in there (cache cache)
 Not a single bear in there (cache cache)
 
 Did you ever pass the police at work
 And hope that they might take you in
 Did you ever wonder why music hurts
 When someone plays it aloof to sin
 Did you ever believe that a smile could cure
 A happy face keep you warm at night?
 Were you ever fooled by laughters lure
 Only

 Chorus: (as above)
 
 Did you ever finally find a place
 A soft warm bed in a room of flowers
 And when you finally laid down your face
 You found you slept for a hundred hours
 A hundred hours.
 
 There ain't no bears in there (cache cache)