I Eat Heavy Metal Lyrics

IRON MAN
I eat heavy metal
Gargle premium gas
I drink heavy water
Nitro-demi-tasse

I eat heavy metal
I chew up limousines
I munch barbed wire
In my submarines

I like stainless razor
Sharpen appetite
I can swallow laser
If I'm eating light

I like anchor sandwich
Served on aluminum side
I like rusty fences
Locomotive pie

I eat heavy metal
I don't truck with tinsel
I drink heavy water
I eat turbo schnitzel

I eat big transformers
I like stoves and cans
Tasty rolled-steel-girders
I chomp copper pans

HOGARTH
He eats heavy metal

IRON MAN
I'm gonna say it one more time
I eat heavy metal
I gargle premium gas
I drink heavy water
Nitro-demi-tasse
That's all I drink people!

WOODLAND CREATURES
He eats heavy metal

IRON MAN
I chase it with nitro-demi-tasse
Har har har har . . . .