Dad Was Con-Man Number One Lyrics

Through black magic dabbling
and drugs his books were born"*

Dianetics says I am
a reincarnated Thetan god
If I buy E-Meter
M.E.S.T. a-ok
L.R.H. says, "Jesus never
reached potential grade."*

_The Watchtower (J.W.'s)_

Jehovah's Witness made the claim