Too Many Sandwiches Lyrics

Shopping spree for the family tree 
haven't seen your family tree in quite a while. 
Too many sandwiches and wine 
Sherry stains down your best mans tie 
What a speech 
The band arrives the granny's cry 
Singers tongue's in the barmaids mouth what a voice 
Grandpa drunk a drop or two 
His heads still stuck in the portaloo 
What a man 
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts 
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring 
And the man who sings the man who sings 
Made love to the barmaid twice and that's just tonight 
The blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs the bands too loud 
They're off down stairs what a noise 
The bride and groom they dance their dance.
The singer mimes and there's still a chance the barmaid smiles