Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme Lyrics

In the not too distant future
somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
are caught in an endless chase

Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things into her purse
and in her rocket ship she hunts him
 all across the universe
 [I'll get you!]

I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find [La La La]
He'll have to sit and watch them all
and I'll monitor his mind [La La La]

Now keep in mind Mike can't control
where the movies begin or end [La La La]
He'll try to keep his sanity
with the help of his robot friends

[Robot Roll Call]
Cambot! [You're on!]
Gypsy! [Oh, my stars!]
Tom Servo! [Check me out!]
Crooow! [I'm different!]

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other science facts [La La La]
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
 For Mystery Science Theater 3000