Donegal Express Lyrics

Who dares to speak of Donegal 
You get kicks in the bars and kicks in the balls 
The harp that played in Tara's halls 
Is burning on the dump 
Virginia is a gin town 
Belturbot is a sin town 
And all the boys from Skintown 
Are in England on the lump 
Got pissed in Letterkenny 
With darlin' sportin' Jenny 
Spent me very last penny 
And we made it in the press 
The husband caught me in the bed 
Tried to shoot me in the head 
Had to swim the stream to get 
The Donegal Express 

Kahaya! You fuck! 
Come Hell of high water 
I might have fucked your Missus 
But I never fucked your daughter 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 

As sure as I'm Father Emmett 
I've a King Dong down me Semmett 
As any girl will tell you 
>From Cavan down to Clare 
Back in sweet Virginia 
In the toilet with Lavinia 
I nearly fucked her brains out 
And tore her party dress 
A shit, a shave, a shower 
And half a pint of powers 
Then off again to get on board 
The Donegal Express 

Kahaya! You fuck! 
Come Hell of high water 
I might have fucked your Missus 
But I never fucked your daughter 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 

Kahaya! You fuck! 
Come Hell of high water 
I might have fucked your Missus 
But I never fucked your daughter 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh 
Fol-diddle-dee-ahhh