I Wanna Be A Homosexual Lyrics

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man
A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen                        
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream, a Nancy boy with wings
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference, Mister Clean Rinse, you just need a man
A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be
Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the
street
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of shit
Why don't you admit it, you don't have the balls to be a queer
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual