Cordurory Blues Lyrics

When I was a boy 
There was no limit to what I could eat 
Shake after shake after shake after shake 
Followed by all kinds of red meat 
Metabolism runnin' around so fast 
My body never gained to weight 
That pissed off all my Momma's friends 
And made my big-boned sister irate 
But now I'm a man 
And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 
'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone 
I'm to embarrassed to remove my shirt 
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 
Made a fat mother fucker outta me 
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 
Made a fat mother fucker outta me 
And all them cookies I been munching lately 
My feet are becoming difficult to see 
I believe it was my Daddy 
Who led me to this eating disease 
By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" 
When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese 
Or maybe it was my Momma 
Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods 
Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet 
Would I get to see Momma's good moods 
They said eat this, they said eat that 
To stay skinny there was no chance 
And now when I walk I hear corduroy 
Even though I ain't wearing pants 
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 
You fat fuck, You fat fuck 
Made a fat mother fucker outta me 
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 
You fat fuck, You fat fuck 
Made a fat mother fucker outta me 
And all that ice cream I been eating lately 
My chins alone weight 203 
The diet starts tomorrow! 
I have a grapefruit for breakfast 
For lunch a brown of white rice 
Dinnertime it's a saltless potato 
I ain't allowed no spice 
If this diet's gonna work 
Tonight I can't eat no more 
"Just go to sleep," I say to myself 
As I close the bedroom door 
Two in the morning, I wake up to piss 
My belly's hungry and achin' 
Tiptoe to the kitchen, fuck the diet 
Bring on the chips flavored with bacon 
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 
Made a fat mother fucker outta me 
What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay 
Made a fat mother fucker outta me 
And all them crumb-cakes I been eating lately