I Got The Blues Lyrics

I got the blues (peelin out cheerioes) 
I got the blues (hambone walkin' in the cold) 
I got the blues (like a beef jerky) 
I got the blues (an I don't know what to do) 
I got the down home-staple gun-moon shot-bulldozer- 
Like a leather feather in a blow torch blues. 
(Fallin to my feet) I got the blues 
(Like a  jack rabbit) I got the blues, 
An its makin me blue that I got the blues, (an I don know what to do). 
I got the gorilla eatin-serious heart-rippin-crawlin threw the dirt-
foot tappin-redenbocker-punchin bag blues. 
(Stinkin like a toe) I got the blues, 
(Angels in the woods) I got the blues, 
(Like assholes in the rain) I got the blues, an I don't know what to do. 
I got the child molestin'-gigabot-hot shot in a coffee pot-
rewound-tied up-loose leaf-cordboard- toilet paper-
sound mixin-wireless-alien pipe cleaner-mushroom blues.
cuttin'-tearin' out ya hair blues.
Bubble gum-plastic teddy bear blues.
Styrofoam bar a soap soda pop blues. 
{Lookin like a peach hangin on a glass ball},
{Hulk Hogan runnin naked through my hall}, 
{Alcoholic fish bait takin a fall},
{Shoppin for a gun at ya mini-mall}, 
{Throwin rap CDs at ya kitchen wall},
{If ya don't walk then you got to crawl},
{Hangin up ya phone when you got call},
Harmonica solo and it's all.

(c) 1995 Dellfold Entertainment & ncs