The Playboy Channel Lyrics

Supposing you're watching the Playboy Channel....
	("Ooooh yes! Oh....")
and it's just about time for them to have an orgasm....
	("....Oh! Oh! Harder! Oh! Oh! I think I'm gonna explode! Oh! Oh!....")
when all of a sudden....
Wham.
The horrible noise comes in, and completely destroys your orgasm on
the Playboy Channel. 
	("Oh yes!")
There it goes again. (YEAH!) That awful interference, wrecking your orgasm 
on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)
You've called the cable TV company six times. 
	("oh oh oh oh oh oh....")
Each time the technician comes out, he can't fix the problem.
He is fired.  ("flush.")

Wham! (YEAH!)
That sound is more important than you are.
That sound is more (YEAH!) important than your entire life.
And it will stop you from having an orgasm....on the Playboy Channel. (YEAH!)