Kick In The Ass Lyrics

(Murray, then rest)
Kick in the ass.
Kick in the ass.
Kick in the ass, it's coming.
Kick in the ass, it's coming.
(repeats)

(All)
That guy who's stealing my parking space
(Murray)
He gets a
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
A great big
(All)
kick in the ass.

(All)
That baggage handler playing with my suitcase
(Murray)
He'll get a
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
It's comin',
(All)
kick in the ass.

(Mike)
People telemarketing,
calling during supper.
(All)
They should come visit and 
show me their face.

(Murray)
And get a
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
A great big
(All)
kick in the ass.

(All)
A Kick in the ass.
(Murray)
It's coming.
(All)
Kick in the ass.

(All)
Someone's complaining that they
got no hors d'oeuvres.

(Murray)
They'll get a
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
A great big
(All)
kick in the ass.

(Mike)
That guy!
(All)
That guy who wrote that book
about the bell curve.

(Murray)
My hardest
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
It's comin'
(All)
kick in the ass.

(Mike)
Jugs of milk left in the fridge,
with only drops remaining.
(All)
I find who did it,
they'll get what they deserve. 
(Dave)
(get what they deserve)

(Murray)
A great big
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
That's right, a
(All)
kick in the ass.

(vocal "kick in the ass, it's comin'" solo)

(All)
I dole out justice with the
tip of my boot.

(Dave)
I'll kick ya!
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
It's comin'
(All)
kick in the ass.  (Jian ??)

(All)
It's got a logic
that you just can't refute.

(Dave)
You just can't refute good
(Murray)
Commander
(All)
kick in the ass.
(Murray)
The king of
(All)
kick in the ass.

(Mike)
A trail of aching derrière 
next time they'll be more thoughtful.
(All)
They'll hunt me down and
stop my fun at the root.

(Murray)
I'll get a
(All)
Kick in the ass.
(Murray)
Full circle
(All)
Kick in the ass.
(Murray)
Enormous
(All)
Kick in the ass.
(Murray)
Gigantic
(All)
Kick in the ass.

Dooo...


From the Liner:
(Dave-vocals; Jian-vocals, drums; Mike-lead vocal; Murray-vocals)