A Terra Firma Welcome (Track 11) Lyrics

It scored E-minus on its ancestry.
It stuttered on the phone.  They tried extensive hypnotherapy but 
it sat there like a stone.  They checked its pockets, they pumped 
the pentathol...stole marrow from its bones...and left it naked in 
the guest room, quite alone.  They debated for a year.  The casebook 
stretched from here to here...Quoted precedents and dissidents.  And 
Johnny joined the space police and searched the stars for refugees- 
his finger on the stunner in the name of earthly peace.  And when it 
seemed that space was empty and the moon was made of cheese, they 
decided on a terra firma 'welcome'.  But, guess...Our guest was now 
deceased...So they cut it into pieces.  They sterilized them, placed 
them in a case and charged admission.  Now I'm watching television 
and I see laughter in its eyes.  I hear a rumble in the sky,  They're 
coming for their boy!

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