Low Budget Lyrics

CHEAP IS SMALL AND NOT TOO STEEP
BUT BEST OF ALL CHEAP IS CHEAP
CIRCUMSTANCE HAS FORCED MY HAND
TO BE A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
TIMES ARE HARD BUT WE'LL ALL SURVIVE
I JUST GOT TO LEARN TO ECONOMIZE

I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I'M NOT CHEAP, YOU UNDERSTAND
I'M JUST A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
EXCUSE MY SHOES THEY DON'T QUITE FIT
THEY'RE A SPECIAL OFFER AND THEY HURT ME A BIT
EVEN MY TROUSERS ARE GIVING ME PAIN
THEY WERE SO REDUCED IN A SALE SO I SHOULDN'T COMPLIN
THEY SQEEZE ME SO TIGHT SO I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE
THEY'RE SIZE 28 BUT I TAKE 34

I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
WHAT DID YOU SAY
I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I THOUGHT YOU SAY THAT
I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I'M A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND

I'M SHOPPING AT WOOLWORTH AND LOW DISCOUNT STORES
I'M DROPPING MY STANDARDS SO THAT I CAN BUY MORE
LOW BUDGET SURE KEEPS ME ON MY TOES
I COUNT EVERY PENNY AND I WATCH WHERE IT GOES
WE'RE ALL ON OUR UPPERS WE'RE ALL GOING SKINT
I USED TO SMOKE CIGARS BUT NOW I SUCK POLO MINTS

I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YEAH I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
LOW BUDGET LOW BUDGET

ART TAKES TIME, TIME IS MONEY
MONEY'S SCACE AND THAT AIN'T FUNNY
MILLIONAIRES ARE THINGS OF THE PAST
WE'RE IN LOW BUDGETVILLE WHERE NOTHING CAN LAST
MONEY'S RARE THERE'S NONE TO BE FOUND
SO DON'T THINK I'M TIGHT IF I DON'T BUY A ROUND

I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YES I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT
I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
I'M A CUT PRICE PERSON IN A LOW BUDGET LAND
I'M ON A LOW LOW BUDGET!
SAY IT AGAIN
LOW BUDGET
ONE MORE TIME
LOW BUDGET