Automotive Engineering Lyrics

In the hands of science --
	the complete appliance.
We're moved to motor.
We're moved to motor.
Do you fly a Spitfire?
Do you slide on a tea-tray?
Or walk on a short trip (Sundays).
Or drive come what may (enjoy).

Automotive science and engineering.

When big was better --
	and fast was chic,
	the oil was cheaper --
	now we're up the creek.
But the Japs are coming
	and everyone's turbo'd
	and carbon fibre
	is the way to go, go.

Down at the robot factory
	things are humming.
New radical suspension --
	no humans testing.
(Wind it up, wind it up.)
Take a trip
	in your Freudian slip.
Doctor Ferdinand (Ferdie)
	has you in his grip.