You're A Stupid Ass! Lyrics

Hmm, you're still here That must mean that you wanna play You're a stupid ass! Hello everyone ahahahahah I'm your host Bink-Chipperwink Here once again Let's get ready to play You're a stupid ass! Alright, stupid ass The rules are simple You simply solve our mathematical clues To forget out your prize And that prize is...a phone number (ooooh!) When you call the number You can hear the name of the new album The Fourth Joker's Card (fresh!) Ready, stupid ass Here's your clue The area code is 1-313 Now for the rest The first digit is... I'm chillin butt-naked with two bitches One of them is the girl from Letters to Cleo The other one's Janet Jackson Now, how many titties is there all together for me to suck on? The number is...(four) The next digit is... Jimmy has two balls and one wang, so does Tommy They both have two balls and one dick each Now, if Jimmy gave Tommy one of his balls How many balls would Tommy have in his nutsac? The number is...(three) The next digit is... There's ten redneck riding in the back of an ole pick up truck Driving down a dirt and the truck hit a bumb And I'll be god blessed if two of them chickens Didn't fall out the back and bust their fuckin heads How many rednecks still made it to granny ma's for supper? The number is...(eight) The next digit is... Let's say one morning while having crumpets and tea You decided to stick your finger in your bumb Now, last night, you had your finger in your mate's bumb In the last 24 hours, how many bumbs have you had your finger in? The number is...(two) The next digit is... You got ten bottles of Faygo Your boy, Louie drank one and your momma drank another one And another one was Arctic Sun flavor So, you threw it away cuz it tastes like shit Now how many bottles of Faygo you got left? The number is...(seven) The next digit is... It's four bitches at your boy's house One of them's straight as fuck And another one's got big fat fuckin titties Now another one's kinda ugly but you heard she can fuck Like a wild banshee And another one looks like a boy and has probably gots Nuts hanging under her neden Now, how many bitches did you try to fuck that night? The number is...(four) The next digit is... There's ten clowns in a mosh pit After the show the make up wore off everybody's face And then you realize that three of them were really Punk-ass bigot richboys just faking the funk How many real juggalos were left to team up and beat their asses? The number is...(seven) (Phone number: 1-313-438-2747) And there you have it Good luck, contestants Well, okay, ahahahaha You shouldn't have too much trouble figuring these out But if you do, and you can't seem to figure out the phone number Well, then it looks like...you're a stupid ass!