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Wizard Of The Hood Lyrics

Album/Collection: Dog Beats
Online Since: 07-Nov-2002
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One time, the ICP with this shit 
For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to 
Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that 
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck 

Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me 
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD 
Straight passed-out on his mother's bed 
With seven cans of brew going through my head 
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo 
With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado 
Huh, I can't run no where 
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!) 
And don't laugh just yet 
And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet 
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp 
With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp 
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon 
Cause this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping 
"Oh my, look at the witch 
You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch" 
And they saying that I'm doomed 
Cause I killed some ho that rides on a broom 
Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay 
And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway 

Well, go on motherfucker! 

Now I'm roaming just like basehead 
Everybody know just where the alley led 
And don't say you don't know 
Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow 
I ain't playing this bullshit no more 
So I whip out the nigger play the double-four 
Best tell my ass how to get back 
Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head 
You wanna see the wizard? 
Fuck yeah, I do 
Get me off this pole and I'll come with you 
You know the wiz 
Yeah, its the road for him 
Then he gave me on a 'gene 
Now I gotta bullet for him 
So me and the crow was walking on bricks 
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks 
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes 
I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow 
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land 
Just what you thought, there go the tin man 
How to get to the wizard? 
What the fuck 
I ain't saying shit until you oil me up 
I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro 
Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull 
Huh, just like the book said 
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead 
Old-ass rusted out metal 
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto 

"Somewhere over the rainbow" 
(Shut the) fuck up, bitch 
Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho 
This is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch 
So pick your skank ass up and you and Toto get the fuck on 

Yeah, we've come a long way 
Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Del Ray 
And I'm a wonder land story book tourist 
Gripping that forty-four we coming up to the forest 
Anything could be out there 
Lions, tigers, maybe a bear 
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my 
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my 
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my 
I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye 
Don't fuck with me at a time like this 
I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss 
So I just move and the hooks are flying 
You've come and buck with the fucking lion 
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold 
Or what? 
Or I'm a let this nine unfold 
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray 
There you can rob motherfuckers any day 
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name 
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game 
So finally we was at the castle 
And with the guards, we got no hastle 
They all just got the fuck out our way 
I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J 

Interlude 

Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay 
Who wants to know? Violent Psychopath J 
I wanna word with him at gun point 
Cause there's no place like Detroit 

Welcome to the wizards kingdom 
The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said 
Welcome to the wizards kingdom 
Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay 
Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me 
And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three 
Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker 
I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker 

We let it rain, 
Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brain 
Then I stepped back cool and calm 
Cause the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs 
Everybody know about car jacking 
So me and the fellas went home macking 
Jumped in a smooth-ass ride 
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side 
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from 
And that shit was fun 
Next thing I knew I was back at the party 
Got up and was finning to tell everybody 
But I just let it pass 
Cause I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass

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