1ST DAY OUT Lyrics

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I Got another funky rhyme 

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Aw shit,Twiztid!!! 

This is my shit man!!! They're gonna remake the wicked shit!! 

Jamie spit it!!! 

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Now they let the gates up so I bail 

Six shitty months, pick me up from the county jail 

Smart ass mouth even though I paid my dues 

Foam toliet, worn blankets, and the rubber shoes 

But I ain't naggin' 

Here comes my people in the hooptie muffler draggin' 

Ain't been in the hoo ride long and the 2-Liter of 

Moon Mist is almost gone 

Nuts are kinda anxious to drop a load 

Told my man hook me up with a chick that he know 

The bitch said "Mothafucka Pick me up at three" 

Can't bitch, Centar don't ride your street(Ho) 

We can eat around the corner at KFC 

You can take a cab and I'll pay the fee 

And when she showed up, damn she was outta luck 

I'd forgot my wallet in the glove box of my truck 

Put the tab for the cab and the dinner too 

With a knot in my sock, bitch I thought you knew 

Dressed to impress you with dentine gum 

And I was drunk as fuck and smelled like a alley bum 

I'm chewing on my food like a carnivore 

Dumb bitch starrin' at me like an eye sore 

Then I plopped my face in the bowl of soup 

And slurped up every last bit up through my missin tooth 

The bitch jumped up faster than a race 

And told me, had to powder her face 

Since she pickin' up the tab,you know that Imma go 

for mine 

Garcon! Shabali '54 vintage wine 

And a steak well done and an order of shrimp 

Jamie Madrox playin' a pimp 

She's back now and her hair ain't fixed 

Probably in the bathroom kickin back takin' a shit 

But I ain't saying nothing though 

I ain't saying nothing 'bout the mothafuckin' ho 

What's up bitch, You ready to break ? 

Besides, how long can one fat bitch take? 

Quite snacking and pay the shit 

So we can go to your crib and watch a horror flick wit' 

your daddy 

Daddy:"Your imployed?" 

Jamie:"Shit....nah" 

Your daddy's pretty fresh sweaty pie 

I mean him letting me crimp his ride Besides he slipped me a fifty 

But then again I'm kinda shifty 

Now I wanna fuck so we headed to my house 

Fuck sittin' wit' your parents on the couch 

Dad I got a bitch in my room and I smile 

Take your ass to the bar and don't come back for awile 

A juggalo's known for smackin' hoes 

But I need to bust nuts so I switch to the mack mode 

Woman, you know I love you 

So why don't you just let me fuck you 

Look bitch, I know you's a freak 

So let me get a little kiss on my cheek 

And a fuck to go with that 

Come on, nympho and let me hit that 

Tell ya what you let me stick it 

And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya 

Ya little sewer skank 

[Violent J: 

"Ya nasty little pipe-smoking money hungry bitch"] 

That's the shit J [what?] 

85 bucks an house and you wanna play 

And that was that 

A little smooth talking she was on her back 

You'll never guess what 

My first day out and I caught my nut 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

Well, shit bitch it's my first day out, and I caught my 

nut 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

Well, shit bitch it's my first day out, and I caught my 

nut 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

Well, shit bitch it's my first day out, and I caught my 

nut 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

First day out and I caught my nut(what) 

Well, shit bitch it's my first day out 

Caught my nuuuuuut!!