Standard Tuning
by Brett Andrews
Intro
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Interlude
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Verse
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Pre-chorus
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Chorus
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Lyrics
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing 
'Til they got a hold of me 
I opened doors for little old ladies 
I helped the blind to see 
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers 
They can't be seen with me 
And I'm gettin' shot down 
And I'm feeling mean 

No more Mister nice guy 
No more Mister clean 
No more Mister nice guy 
They say he's sick, he's obscene 

My dog bit me on the leg today 
My cat clawed my eye 
My mom's been thrown out of the society circle 
My dad's had to hide 
I went to church incognito 
And everybody rose, the reverend Smith 
He recognized me 
Punched me in the nose 

No more Mister nice guy 
No more Mister clean 
No more Mister nice guy 
They say he's sick, he's obscene