tabbed by tom cornish!!
this is one of the best acoustic songs ever written!!
its very asimple the chords are very easy!!
Put your capo on the 2nd fret (Capo II)
The strum pattern is very hard to say so i won't try!! 

G                  Em
A police car and a screaming siren
G                   Em
Pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
Gb              Em
A baby wailing, stray dog howling
G                        Em
The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking
Am          F         Am          F     G  Em  G  Em
That's entertainment, that's entertainment

The smash of glass and the rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped up phone booth
Paint splatters walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls

I say that's entertainment, that's entertainment-Ahh! (la la la)

Days of speed and slow time Mondays
Pissing down with rain on a boring Wednesday
Watching the news and not eating your tea
A freezing cold flat, and damp on the walls

I say that's entertainment, that's entertainment

Waking up at 6am on a cool warm morning
Opening the windows and breathing in petrol
An amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
Watching the telly and thinking about your holidays

That's entertainment, that's entertainment-Ahh! (la la la)

Waking up from bad dreams and smoking cigarettes
Cuddling a warm girl and smelling stale perfume
A hot summer's day and sticky black tarmac
Feeding ducks in the park and wishing you were far away

That's entertainment, that's entertainment

Two lovers kissing amongst the scream of midnight
Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude
Getting a cab and travelling on buses
Reading the grafitti about slashed seat affairs

I say that's entertainment, that's entertainment-Ahh! (la la la)

finish with one strum of G